Don't worry... If we miss this one, there'll be another F**ker soon!

It takes a lot to shock me, but even my jaw got temporarily heavy when this coach arrived to take me and a couple of colleagues off to a dinner function last Tuesday night!

It was a pretty crowded coach, but you can imagine the clamour to get to seats at the very front or back... I mean, who wants to be chauffeured around Dusseldorf with this logo emblazoned just below your grinning bonce? Good Lord! ...The embarrassment!

Anyway, the word almost certainly doesn't mean the same in German, and I'm sure the postman delivering letters to the lovely family that own this fleet of coaches isn't reduced to the same fit of hysterical giggles that befell me on the way to dinner that night, but I have got to say (quite sadly, perhaps) that this coach was the highlight of the evening! Being vegetarian, it's tough at the best of times in Germany, but the food at the event left a lot to be desired... protein, for a start! It couldn't have been all bad because I was sporting a bit of a hangover the next day, so I presume the beer and wine were good, as, no doubt, was the ride back to the Hilton after... Like I said, if you miss one coach, there's always another F**ker soon!...

...And, hopefully, plenty more new songs on the Lyrico website too! If you haven't heard I Don't Know, please check it out. Runaway and Flames (Both new Torgeir Co-Writes) should be added soon: Sample Songs

All the best,

Chris